Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Before & After

Before marriage. .

Darling here.. darling there...

After marriage.

Baling here... baling there..


Before marriage. .

I die for you. . .

After marriage.

"You die, up to you. "

Lagi lama married. .

You die I help you!


Before marriage. .

You go anywhere. . I follow you.

After marriage. . .

You go anywhere. . up to you.

Lagi lama married. . .

You go anywhere better get lost!!


Before wedding

you are my heart, you are my love"

After wedding

"you get on my nerves. "


Before wedding

"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"

After wedding

"you are worse than godzila"


Before wedding

Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

After wedding

Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you


Before wedding

Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La

After wedding

You want to go, he says you wait-la


Before wedding

She looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding

Don't know whether katak or biawak


Before wedding

Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill

After wedding

Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill


Before wedding

He opens the car door

After wedding

He opens his mouth and snores


Before wedding

She / he was your ideal

After wedding

She / he becomes your ordeal


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